Meet the Metrolink Monsters!

From Vaping Vera and Litter Lout Lenny, to Rude Jude and Crumby Chris, these cheeky critters
have annoying little habits that drive other Metrolink customers potty.

Some little monsters are well behaved though, and we all love having them on board.
Check out Kind Kamal, Patient Penny and Sweet Pete.

Have you seen any of these Metrolink Monsters on the tram?

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Foghorn Fred

A noisy so-and-so whose
conversations aren’t so personal.

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Rude Jude

Drops the F-word three times
in an average sentence.

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Kind Kamal

Always giving up his seat, a passenger
in need is a friend indeed.

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Sweet Pete

A saintly northerner, who’s kind, quiet
and respectful of other’s personal space.

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Vaping Vera

Always has her head in a
strawberry scented cloud.

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Hogger Hal

Give him an inch, he’ll take
a mile of your personal space.

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Litter-Lout Lenny

Treats the tram as his
own private litter bin.

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Patient Penny

Waits for others to get off first,
never rushing or pushing.

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Crumby Chris

Covers himself and the
tram seats in crumbs.

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Sneezy Sally

She’s outrageously contagious and keen
to share her bugs with others.

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